Sunday, May 16, 2010

ShuttleC*cks

Wazap honeys!? I'm @ my BF's and his internet connection is slower than my digestion. And that's saying something.

I'm sure you've heard about Murphy's Law before. You don't even have to be a lawyer to know it. And it's true. If something can go wrong, be sure it *will* go wrong. I must admit I was in a hurry, but come on! Effing up my manicure just a few seconds before I leave my house. Crivens and shuttlec*cks! And I even put my jeans and ''all stars'' on before my manicure.

Now I'm walking around like a disabled person, because my mani looks weird. And I don't have my mani's first aid with me. Oh, Murphy, how I love thee!

I also found the beauty of english language... Shuttlecocks? Really? It sounds like a swear word. Something like 'pain in the ass'' or being assaulted.
1. noun My boyfriend is such a shuttlecock.
2. verb He shuttlecocked me.

It *is* a beautiful language.


Thanks for looking!

10 comments:

  1. Agh, I hate messing up my mani and not be able to fix it!

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  2. I'm confused...what is that, a thermos? A dildo carrying case?

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  3. Evil Angel (AKA missnono)May 16, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    We do have a rather interesting language of slang here.
    I hate when a perfect mani gets destroyed! Grrr

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  4. I feel your pain! Dont we all :) Im actually finishing my Lawschool this year so your Murphy's Law thingy was kinda funny to me :))

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  5. I took my Orly Smudge Fixer with me, but it didn't help.

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  6. ROFL No, that's a package of 10 shuttlecocks (for playing badminton).

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  7. Yeah I looked up what a shuttlecock was after I posted. I always just called those birdies.

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  8. What is a "criven"?? <.<

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  9. Shuttlecock! BWHUAAA!! I played badminton quite a bit as a child, and something tells me had I called the birdie a shuttlecock I would have been hit in the back of the head with the racket by my parents!! :-)

    I too hate the Murphy's law being in full effect once you've done a mani - a mani that you really like - but if it were an ugly one - it would have not been smudged!!


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  10. It's a ''swear word'' from Terry Pratchetts book:
    http://www.shelfari.com/glossary/Crivens-

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