Wazap honeys!? I'm @ my BF's and his internet connection is slower than my digestion. And that's saying something.
I'm sure you've heard about Murphy's Law before. You don't even have to be a lawyer to know it. And it's true. If something can go wrong, be sure it *will* go wrong. I must admit I was in a hurry, but come on! Effing up my manicure just a few seconds before I leave my house. Crivens and shuttlec*cks! And I even put my jeans and ''all stars'' on before my manicure.
Now I'm walking around like a disabled person, because my mani looks weird. And I don't have my mani's first aid with me. Oh, Murphy, how I love thee!
I also found the beauty of english language... Shuttlecocks? Really? It sounds like a swear word. Something like 'pain in the ass'' or being assaulted.
1. noun My boyfriend is such a shuttlecock.
2. verb He shuttlecocked me.
It *is* a beautiful language.
Thanks for looking!