There's a chapter about make up and ways to enhance your beauty. Of course there has to be a step by step tutorial. We all love that, don't we. =D
*coughs* See how you start fully clothed and end up naked? That will earn a lot of bonus points with your significant other. He might not even notice the make up, but just in case: here's how to put it on in just 10 steps. You won't need your glasses after this. Who wears them to bed anyway, right? :D
Step 1: Start with a clean face. And throw those glasses away. They're ugly as hell and you don't really need to see right now.
Step 2: Apply liquid foundation. Make sure it doesn't match your skintone. It has to be a couple of shades too light for your skin. (At least they didn't go with three shades too dark, gotta give them that.) Contour your nose with darker shade.
Step 3: Apply powder. Make funny faces while doing it. It's the key to success.
Step 4: Apply liquid eyeliner. Use the smallest mirror you can find.
Step 5: Apply glue to the false eyelashes. Stick your tongue out for better precision.
Step 6: Apply mascara. Try it on your tongue first, to see if the shade is right.
Step 7: Apply blush heavily.
Step 8: Apply lipstick. Use darker shade for your upper lip. Go completely out of your natural lip line. That will make them so much bigger without the plastic surgery.
Step 9: Comb your hair piece.
Step 10: Attach your hair piece.
Between all of those steps, you should have remembered to apply eyeshadow as well. If you didn't then you're a hopeless case and no make up will help you anyway.
P. S.: Don't forget to shave before applying make up!
It's a nice tutorial, not? I hope you've realized I changed it a bit. ;)
Thanks for looking!